Mom: "It's dark outside, it's 8:00, it's time for bed."
Elizabeth: "I think not."
Elizabeth, discussing a large box of raisins: "That's a big human." Meaning huge one.
We're on our way to a birthday party, she claims to be tired. We get to the party center.
Employee asks Elizabeth "Are you ready to have fun?!"
Elizabeth: "No, I'm tired."
Employee: "There are bounce houses!"
Elizabeth: "Are there bedrooms?"
Of course she walks in, sees all of her friends and spends the rest of the time squealing and dancing.

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